Thursday, 25 September 2008

The kind of stuff they would arrest people for in the Real World

Earlier today, someone attempted to invite me to a fleet whilst I was afk. I couldn't place the name, but I knew I'd seen the corp around somewhere in the last week or so. I asked around, but nobody knew.

I should have checked our killboards.

He convo'd me again later this evening.
[ 2008.09.25 21:48:54 ] Shae Tiann > Hello?
[ 2008.09.25 21:48:56 ] Scyrusx > hello
[ 2008.09.25 21:49:07 ] Scyrusx > im not sure how i ended up talking to you lol
[ 2008.09.25 21:49:23 ] Shae Tiann > you tried to invite me to a fleet earlier when I was afk ^_^
[ 2008.09.25 21:49:40 ] Scyrusx > oh thats because you podded me u crazy sob
[ 2008.09.25 21:49:43 ] Scyrusx > lol
[ 2008.09.25 21:49:45 ] Shae Tiann > what?
[ 2008.09.25 21:49:47 ] Scyrusx > im gonna kill you
[ 2008.09.25 21:49:50 ] Scyrusx > for podding me
[ 2008.09.25 21:49:51 ] Shae Tiann > lol
[ 2008.09.25 21:49:54 ] Scyrusx > yyeeeeaaa
[ 2008.09.25 21:50:06 ] Shae Tiann > not podded someone in ages...
[ 2008.09.25 21:50:11 ] Scyrusx > lol
[ 2008.09.25 21:50:22 ] Shae Tiann > I'm an innocent lil carebear, me...
[ 2008.09.25 21:50:32 ] Scyrusx >
2008.09.23 23:45:00
Victim: Scyrusx
Corp: Manufact Co.
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Destroyed: Capsule
System: Siseide
Security: 0.3
Damage Taken: 398

Involved parties:

Name: Mynxee (laid the final blow)...
[ 2008.09.25 21:50:39 ] Scyrusx > a crew member of yours
[ 2008.09.25 21:50:43 ] Shae Tiann > oh, was that you? ^__^
[ 2008.09.25 21:50:51 ] Shae Tiann > that's my ceo
[ 2008.09.25 21:51:00 ] Scyrusx > lol
[ 2008.09.25 21:51:07 ] Scyrusx > for some reason i have kill rights on you
[ 2008.09.25 21:51:27 ] Shae Tiann > yeah, I had a warp scram on you
[ 2008.09.25 21:51:45 ] Shae Tiann > :>
[ 2008.09.25 21:51:46 ] Scyrusx > oh, well if you see my abbadon just be worried :)
[ 2008.09.25 21:51:54 ] Scyrusx > ttfn
[ 2008.09.25 21:51:57 ] Shae Tiann > fair enough :)

Yes, that would indeed be the second hate-convo (not hate-mail, mind you; nobody's ever sent me hate-mail) I have ever received. It is also the first ingame death-threat I've ever been issued.


I feel like I've passed some sort of benchmark test of Eve Online bastardry. He lost an Omen that night for sitting out in a belt in lowsec with known pirates at large in the system. Now he states a desire to avenge his own idiocy, and I sat there and laughed my arse off for ten minutes.

Scyrus, m' dear, in all sincerity, I wish you the best of luck. Come visit Decon when you feel up to it. You have all the time in the world: your killrights are only valid for a limited time, but I'm an outlaw. Just make certain you ask for 1v1 before jumping in, or you'll lose that shiny battleship before you get your chance for revenge.

(Oh, btw, it's spelled 'Abaddon')


mwboater said...

Who threatens someone with an Abaddon, I mean seriously. It's a great tank and makes grinding lvl4 missions so easy you almost fall asleep but as a 1v1 pvp tool it's not likely to actually kill someone fast enough to prevent them from getting away. I'm sure there are scenarios where an Abaddon could get the upper hand but the fact of the matter is that someone mining in an Omen doesn't have the game play ability to be much of a threat in ANY ship.

Prediction: Pirate 1, Abaddon piloted by Miner 0.

P.S. I love my Abaddon but I would never threaten someone with it.. it just doesn't seem very scurry. I would say something like, I'll meat yo ass in my geddy. It's cheaper to lose and it pushes more dps.

Ivanneth Maethor said...

Mybe he has the Uber-Abaddon of Doom? He could have asked Jamyl Sarum nicely, maybe...

The guy's character is less than a month old, however. Either it's someone's alt, or he's not properly trained for a large ship yet. Kind of feel sorry for anyone that young in a bs, it'll tear like paper in the first real fight.

Carole Pivarnik said...

TOO FUNNY! I'm dying to log in and see if I got a hate mail from him...fingers crossed I get a hate convo at least LOL!!! Probably explains where the pathethic 100K bounty I noticed I had yesterday came from.

Let's just hope he takes the Decon bait, repeatedly.

CrazyKinux said...

Man, what is it with these people and the death threats! Talk about overgrown egos!

Nice to see that you're both taking it like the Ladies you are.

Hell, I'd love to get podded by you guys... ...I know I'll regret those words one day! =)

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