Thursday, 1 January 2009

My Best Killmail Ever

It seems even if I get a personal killboard, I won't be able to post this since it happened on the Singularity server, so I'm posting this here for the amusement of posterity.

2008.03.16 23:35:00

Victim: Fio Shovah
Alliance: NONE
Corp: New Age Flying Industries
Destroyed: Ares
System: Arzi
Security: 0.1
Damage Taken: 1682

Involved parties:
Name: Shae Tiann (laid the final blow)
Security: -8.0
Alliance: Atrocitas
Corp: Under the Wings of Fury
Ship: Atron
Weapon: Hyperion
Damage Done: 0

Yes, I apparently strapped an entire Hyperion onto my frigate and then dropped it on Fio's assault frig.

What actually happened was that I had a smartbombing Hype (long story -- it was an Alliance exercise that got very, very silly towards the end) and did some vague amount of damage to him. Hype got popped shortly thereafter by Alliance-mates in carriers, I docked, hopped in my scouting Atron and cloaked outside the fight-zone before the sentries noticed me.... by which point Fio got himself GCC'd and since I was the last player to do him damage, I got the 'final blow'... in my Atron.

Gotta love the quirks of game mechanics ^_^


Letrange said...

Hyperion armed Atrons are the new thing obviously :P

Kyle Langdon said...

Nerf Atrons!

Shae Tiann said...

Lol I love Atrons ^_^ My scout ship had a cloak, a single turret, a mwd and speed/cap mods to keep her permarunning before I had the skills.

Sard Caid said...

Speaking of borked KMs:

Check the damage on that Stiletto!

Flashfresh said...

I did a double-take on the weapon you used Shae. I do love the atron though, tough little bugger.

PsycheDiver said...

That's hilarious!

Mynxee said...

Well, Shae you ARE a face-melter. It only stands to reason you'd be able to fit a Hype in a high slot on an Atron. Kinda scary to think what you might fit on a cruiser...a carrier, perhaps? *giggles*

Shae Tiann said...

Dunno about that, Mynx... can you just see the expression on the hangar chief's face? He'd call me loopy!

'No, no, it'll fit! Watch...' clang-clang-clang SHREEEEEEEKKKKKK pongggggg! 'See? Perfect!'

'... You're fookin' nuts, you are...'

Mynxee said...

Well....*grin*...he'd be right!

Cozmik R5 said...

Being an interceptor pilot I'm gonna watch out for Atrons :)))

GJ Shae o7

Kirith Kodachi said...

Finally, a use for the Hyperion!

Tony - EVE's Weekend Warrior said...


Haha amazing stuff. Next up your gonna show us an Avatar strapped to a Capsule right ;-)

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